Teen Jokes

If you’re looking for jokes to share with other teens, then here is a nice collection goofy jokes that will make people laugh just for saying them.

1. Q: Why are there no menus in a restaurant called Karma?
A: Because you get what you deserve.

2. Q: What kind of key can never unlock a door?
A: A monkey.

3. Q: Why couldn’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: She kept running away from the ball.

4. Q: What’s a crocodile’s favorite game?
A: Snap!

5. Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.

6. Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.

7. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.

8. Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.

9. Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

10. Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.

11. Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

12. Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.

13. Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.

14. Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!

15. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9!

16. Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.

17. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
A: Of course – the Sydney Harbor Bridge can’t jump.

18. Q: Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

19. Q: What has one eye, but can’t see?
A: A needle.

20. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner.

21. Q: What kind of water cannot freeze?
A: Hot water.

22. Q: Why do kangaroo mums hate rainy weather?
A: Their joeys have to play inside.

23. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will let it go.

24. Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: Because he went to high school.

25. Q: What kind of hair does the ocean have?
A: Wavy.

26. Q: What did the baby corn say to the Mama corn?
A: Where is the popcorn?

27. Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef.

28. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

29. Q: What word ends with e and only has one letter in it?
A: Envelope.

30. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to dance with.

31. Q: What did one egg say to another?
A: You crack me up.

32. Q: Why did the girl throw a clock out the window?
A: Because she wanted to see time fly.

33. Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.

34. Q: What is 47 + 11 + 82 + 161 + 99 + 5?
A: A headache.

35. Q: Why did the boy run around his bed?
A: Because he was trying to catch up on sleep.

36. Q: What staying in a corner but can travel the world?
A: A postage stamp.

37. Q: What do echidnas say when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

38. Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.

39. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

40. Q: What fruit teases people a lot?
A: Ba-na, na, na, na…na!

41. Q: Why was the picture sent to jail?
A: It was framed.

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