1. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
2. Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
3. I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad!
4. I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
5. It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.