One Line Jokes

1. RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

2. I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it’s more of a wrap. 

3. A witch’s vehicle goes brrroom brrroom!

4. If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

5. If the early bird catches the worm, I’ll sleep in until there are pancakes. 

6. The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers. 

7. I used to be able to play the piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands. 

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